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A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate
I tried to talk to the hottie in the red dress but the linebacker stopped me dead in my tracks.
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A cock blocker male or female that stops anyone from getting with a girl you're trying to get with.
Her fat friend was playing linebacker at the party stopping all the action.
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something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.
"Woah that baby is a linebacker"
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when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.
I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.
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some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
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a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)
Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker
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ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.
i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.
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