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Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone
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the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3!!
the best movie on earth!! that evry1 should c at least once
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fistting a girl in her ass and vagina and lifting her over your head
after watching the movie my girl wanted me to lion king her
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Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.
Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.
Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*
Girl 2: I deserved that
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When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"
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Best thing Disney ever came up with
Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!
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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.
Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.
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