Lipan, TX

A small town in North Texas located between a meth lab and not just a Walmart but a SUPER Walmart. Locals spend their time shopping, dining, and flying rebel flagged behind the beat up trucks that poor black smoke in hopes to kill the elderly and collect on their life insurances. But this small redneck town is not just known for poor dental hygiene, but for some poor shmuck names James Houck that once got busted for glory holing an Australian Shepard in an abandoned hotel bathroom.

“Hey aren’t you from Lipan, TX ?”
...* tries to mouth words but has no teeth*