liquid tits

Very large, natural breasts that have a definite fluid motion when bouncing, especially during intercourse.

Once those liquid tits started undulating, I knew foreplay was over and the bomb-run was imminent.

Liquid tits

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.

"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"

"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."

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Tit Liquid

Republican, famous country singer & songwriter, RV Salesman, and repairman, space-candy salesman, and professional unstoppable and unreachable assassin (calling card is a piece of horehound candy over each eyeball)

Griffin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Hi everyone Its me Tit Liquid...
Travis McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Running for Republican Primary,
Justin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Listen friends I've had a lot of great hits over the years, you remember 'em, you probably sing them to your baby at night, as they go off to sleep