Liquor Gnome

A gnome that sneaks into your refrigerator just before you wake up and spikes your milk/orange juice/what have you with a tasteless liquor, causing you to be drunk for the remainder of the morning or day.

Used to describe someone who is not actually under the influence of anything, but is behaving like they are.

"...Did Sara have Vodka for breakfast?"
"Nope. She must have had a visit from the Liquor Gnome."

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Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."