Liquor Locker

(noun) name given to a gentleman’s extended stomach gained by consuming huge quantities of alcohol over a period of several years.

Chap 1: “By Jove, you’ve polished off another bottle of Gin. That’s five this week!”

Chap 2: “I’m not drinking it, dear boy, I’m keeping it safe in my Liquor Locker."

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