Lithuanian slice and spice

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

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