litoris

A flower that buds in times of greatness. It is a self watering flower that requires a lot of attention. If taken care of properly it can bring great pleasure. This plant grows all over the world and all year around.

Have you seen Danielle’s litoris, I heard it was budding?

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Litoris

When it's so lit its equivalent to a popping pussy. It's 10 times above the level of "lit"

Damn this party is litoris

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Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

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Litoris in the clitoris

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

litorious b.i.c

another word for lighter

Hey man, where's my litorious b.i.c? I need to light my cig.

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mike litoris

another way to say my clitoris for girls.....

can be used in a fun way or serious by girls that dont feel like using the word clitoris in public,
thus saying.......mike........litoris :)

Girl 1: (walking)....ouch
Girl 2: whats wrong?
Girl 1: mike litoris is sore from getting banged so much last nite...
Girl 2: well thats what happens when you get banged a lot by multiple guys...Mike Litoris is just fine.

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