Little Bitch Syndrome

When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...

A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.

Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..

Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.

Whats is that doc?

Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.

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Little Bitch Syndrome

When someone is complaining life is “really hard” but actually - they’re just being a little bitch

Alternatively known as LBS

R: I have a stomach ache
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS

J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS

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Little Bitch Syndrome

When one is a little bitch

When someone pretends to break their hand
When someone throws their helmet out of frustration over an obvious alternative call

Will Rudy suffers from Little Bitch Syndrome

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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

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Lyin' little bitch syndrome

When someone barely gets hurt and they are "injured" all of a sudden; one who overexaggerates injuries and illness to receive special treatment and pity.

"Oh my god did you hear about Dalton? He hit his head and got a really bad concussion!"
"Nah bro, you know he's just got lyin' little bitch syndrome"

Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

The act of having a constantly bleeding vagina. Someone suffering from this syndrome is extremely sensitive and cannot take a joke. A person suffering from this syndrome usually goes by the nickname BENJI. Unfortunately the only cure for this syndrome is to grow a set of balls

Don't go near Ryan today, his little bitch syndrome (LBS) is pretty bad today. There is blood running down his leg.

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LBS - Little Bitch Syndrome

LBS is a medical acronym for "Little Bitch Syndrome" which was discovered by Dr Heinonen in 2005. There is no cure yet but advancements in medication has significantly improved quality of life.

Justin: I'm not feeling well.
Miguel: You might have LBS. It's going around.
Justin: What is LBS?
Miguel: LBS - Little Bitch Syndrome.
Justin: Hahaha, you got me! Score 1-0!

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