Little Dixie

It's Dixie, but better. Little Dixie is where all the hot babes are born. It's in Missouri, and it's filled with monster trucks, retired grandpas, golf, farmers' markets, and American Cheese. Go to Little Dixie, and tell me you don't see any of that. Little Dixie is by a river. The river is dirty, and nobody has a name for it, but the Little Dix love it. Little Dixie is a part of Missiouri. You may say "Eww! Missouri!" but it's still full of Dixie people. It has a dustbowl economy, so if you bring a lot of money, you can flex it on people and they will cry. Taxes.

Kid 1: I wanna go to Little Dixie!
Kid 2: You're a sucker