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The art of stretching loose nut sack skin over the balls and shaft of the penis, leaving only the head out. Thus creating the appearance of a baby kangaroo resting in its mothers pouch.
Freddy dropped his pants and showed his friends the little joey in an attempt to teach them about marsupials.
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The last little bit on a computer's progress bar that takes forever to load, even though it says 0 seconds remaining.
Bob: I've been waiting for two hours for little joey to load.
Joe: What did you say about me?
Bob: Who are you?
Joe: I'm gonna punch your eyes out of your ass.
Bob: Oh crap.
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