little ceasars

Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.

Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.

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Little ceasars

A man/woman who is always hot and ready like the pizza

John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free."

Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."

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Little Ceasar left

A very rare occurrence.

This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.

The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!

Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?

Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.

Fucking chump...