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An asain kid who always wears sweats and looks looks he wants to play baseball at an amateur level.
Nice sweat suit little league, did your mom pick it out for you?
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For 12 year old girls to watch (mostly stalk) hot 14ish year old boys play baseball!
12 year old girl 1 - did you see that hottie in last nights game?
12 year old girl 2 - duh I’ve already requested him on ig and dmd him 33 times!
12 year old girl 1 - I only watch little league for the hotties
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When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.
Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!
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A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!
I almost did a doublefist but opted for the little league world series.
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For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth
Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.
These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”
“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”