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Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
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a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.
i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have
to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!
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David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.
The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.
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A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney.
Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis.
"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*
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The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
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While you're having sex with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you're about to orgasm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.
As i was doing Julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! Like a fish in a barrel...only she was my little mermaid.
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