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Little bitch who doesn’t shut the fuck up and sucks up to everyone
If you are named Elias you are a little twinkle.
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What you tell your cute nieces or cute little kids to make them crack up.
"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Doodap doopdoopdiddyap.."
Kids: "hahahahahahaha"
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Adult remix to a popular children's song "Little Star".
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't fucked.
Was he skinny, was he tall?
Nevermind, you ducked them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch,
Close your legs, it smells like fish.
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A Kids Music Video By Some random adults that love kids and love twinkle....
“Twinkle Twinkle Little King Lang”
By Super Simple Songs
ITS BAD AND IT GIVES ME A SEIZURE
Lol No Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
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A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"
Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/
Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...
Girl 1: He can go fuck himself
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A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.
LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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