Liversedge

Liversedge is a suburb of the Yorkshire town of Dewsbury. It is widely recognised for its high number of instances of coronary heart disease due to the consumption of a cooked meat residue known as "Mucky Fat" which is commonly eaten with a large spoon or spread on a barm cake. Liversedge also has England's highest instance per capita of Strabismus, sufferers of which are otherwise known as being "bog eyed".

I went to Liversedge and encountered a gentleman who exclaimed: "Ee by eck lad a can't see ma mucky fat butty on account o'ma bog eye".