Livingstein

Livingston, New Jersey, a town of about 30,000 in Southwest Essex that's arguably the capital of Jewish New Jersey. Pretty much a modernized wasteland of suburban sprawl, McMansions, and ranch houses, mostly Jewish, and the rest Korean and Chinese. Home to the infamously declasse Livingston Mall, where the "only worthwhile stores are the Sears, Lord & Taylor, and Macy's", as opposed to the far more expensive options of the Short Hills Mall, and also as home to the infamously corporation-like mafiosos of the health care system, St. Barnabas. Many Orthodox Jews and Israelis live in Livingstein as well. Livingston is considered infamously JAPpy, as bad as Scarsdale, though the JAPs here equal Long Island JAPs in terms of bitchiness and vulgarity.

I've never seen more nosejobs than at a cocktail party in Livingstein!

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Brooks Livingstein

A man named Brooks who is attracted to children. His eyes turn into hearts and his tongue falls out of his mouth whenever he is near a playground. He has had a track record of kidnapping children, and is currently being held up in Amihuds Server. The reason why he was caught? 2 glorious men named Nabil and Aayan shouted in the middle of the cafeteria in R. High School when they were confronting him and yelled, "THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!!!!" He tried denying it and saying "har har so funny," but the deed was done. His 4'5 figure got lifted off his feet by his arms when cops arrested him and took him away to be held up. He is now currently spending 231847612561e+2093702 years in there, with only the thoughts of what could've been with his victims to goon to.

THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!! HE'S BROOKS LIVINGSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!