outlasted by a lettuce.
Me: Did you hear about the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss?
Friend: Yeah man, she must of had a short term as Prime Minister!!
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1) A quick and sudden exit after a disappointing performance
2) A unit of time, approximately 44 days in length
1) Girl 1: So what happened to the guy you were going out with?
Girl 2: That didn't end up working out, we tried to have sex for the first time and he pulled a Liz Truss after finishing in two strokes.
2) A season of Love Island is about 1.25 Liz Trusses long.
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Noun: A unit of measurement equal to 44 days
Kim Kardashianโs marriage to Kris Humphries lasted 72 Days, or 1.6 Liz Trusses
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Sticking round long enough to fuck up a bad situation even more than could've been thought
I didn't think things could get any worse until that Liz Truss show her thin lipped cunt face!
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Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.
Liz Truss has resigned.
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She hates foreign cheese and is the Norfolk village idiot.
Greek Feta? Not it Liz Truss constituency!