Llama Farm

A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas.

Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something for me...
Chick- OK anything.
Person #1- I need to have ur vagina on my wall!
Chick- Ok.
Person #1- take it off.
Chick- ok... (takes pants off(she has no panties))
Person #1- oh dear lordy is that a llama farm?!

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llama farming

This phrase comes from calling lots of drama "drama llamas." A person who does nothing but cause drama is a "llama farmer." A situation that causes lots of drama is a "llama farm." Doing something that causes drama llamas is "llama farming."

"Don't go near that bitch, all she does is llama farming! Nothing but drama."

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Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!