Llama digz

1. Phrase for when you are claiming something for your own. Substitute for "dibs" or "bags i"
When saying llama digs, you must spit loudly and wetly upon the item you wish to claim, otherwise it doesn't count and the item is fair game

2. The philosophical study that the large camelid known as the llama is smart enough to dig holes in the ground using iron shovels. Nobody can prove why llamas may or may not do this. The best any philosopher has come up with is simply because they are smart enough to do so, and therefore because they can.

Human 1. I might like to eat this last serve of nachos

Human 2. Llama digz!
*Human 2 spits as required upon the nachos*