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a man who thinks he's better than everyone else. he's always in his own world and you will often find him in a grump. he thinks he is sporty when he is not and laughs at his own jokes.
man: hey look at that grumpy old person over there
man2: yeah he must be a llyr
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A true Unit, only girls with a pair of high velocity balls approach a Llyr, he makes them week at the knees, and knows how to give them good D, he only hangs out with the finest of gentlemen with the same calibre ball size. Be prepared to laugh uncontrollably at one of Llyr's jokes, he is truly a comedy genius. To sum this up, Llyr is a true Sigma Male!
girl - "omg rebecca, who is that fine man walking this way?"
rebecca - "omg he is so fit, go ask for his number"
// girl gets simply hypnotized by the sheer size of Llyr's balls.
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A guy with orientation problems. Thinks he's Welsh, when he's actually Liverpudlian. Stays up all night playing Clash of Clans because he can't get off his ass to play an actual game. Has a supernatural kinship with ovine creatures such as sheep, but passes it off as a joke. Is generally in good spirits, until you mention Rick and Morty's fourth season. Llyrs usually have a warped sense of humour, which those around him play along with out of pity. Despite this, a Llyr rarely notices, and continues to believe that his jokes are funny.
Who's that guy over there? Is he talking to a sheep?
Oh, that's Llyr. Just play along with his jokes, will you?
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