loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

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Loaded piece of toast

A wildly outrageous amount of blame/shame being placed on something minor.

Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"

If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!

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