(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.
"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".
"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".
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Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
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Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
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