lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.