Local Bitch

Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.

Daniel: Who’s that?

Tom: That’s Heather, she’s the Local Bitch.

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local ass bitch

A person that can't make it out of the city he/she was born in.

Man you a local ass bitch. Never seen you in Paris fucking lab ass mofo.

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Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

local basic bitch

A basic bitch in the area you live in

I am your local basic bitch