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Any pompous, narcissistic behavior by a teacher, especially the practice of requiring one's students to buy copies of one's own book. Named for Gilderoy Lockhart, the character from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, who was pompous and narcissistic and required all the students to buy copies of his various memoirs.
Dude, don't take that class -- the professor is Lockharting the students big-time. 3 of the 8 books on the syllabus are his own.
Lockhart is someone that has gone through a lot and they have a lot of pain but that doesn’t stop them from smiling and ensuring that their friends know that they are loved. Lockhart is super caring and he enjoys all things about music and he is able to hold deep conversations. He is destined for such amazing things in life, whether he knows this or not. Lockhart also has the worst type of jokes and humour that still somehow make you laugh. Even though love scares him, he will make you feel worth it and you will never want to lose this amazing person. He gives such good advice and is able to help you through anything you go through. If you want a real, no bullshit friend, then you need a Lockhart in your life.
Person 1: How do you make such good life choice?!
Person 2: Oh, I have a Lockhart in my life!
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An area north of Orlando, Florida, found within the Orange County limits. Lockhart has a lush history as one of the first populated areas of Orlando when it was merely a citrus-growing region. It is now home to a large industrial area, steel recycling centers, waste management facilities, as well as a diverse residential population. Lockhart borders on the Pine Hills (aka Crime Hiills, Choppa City, etc) on the south, the City of Apopka on the north, Clarcona on the west, and the Forest City region to the east. The combination of Choppa City residents, the sprawl of trailers, as well as the other intraregional townfolk present a unique and diverse Shanty Town.
I was leaving Clarcona, and wanted to find a nice shanty bar. We decided on one of several within the Lockhart borders.
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to hook up with one's own mother due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Dude, I think he lockharted last night, he was grinding on his mom!"
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The Knife of kings, Lockhart is an anodised serrated steel blade, firmly bolted to a long haft of finest teak.
Lockhart is used to cut manly things like beef or lamb.
It's shining teeth make short work of even the feistiest pieces of meat.
Max and Jonny tore through their roast dinners with the aid of Lockhart.
Camp Eddie has to use Chickenknife.
"Hey Jon, isn't Lockhart great?"
"Yes Max, it sure is. Way better than Chickenknife"
Eddie: SIGH
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Someone that play Destiny while masturbating to Eris
"Man that kid over there is such a lockhart"
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The biggest fucking horse cock you have ever seen. all the girls want him,but cant handle his 40 foot dick. Also the hottest guy to ever lay eyes on. Smoothest talker and extremely fit. Make sure to feel his abs. if you ever know a nick be sure to suck his cock. Be careful its really big. teat him right and sit on his face!
Emily :Omg that guys has a huge cock and the best abs ever
Friend: must have been nick lockhart. hes so fucking hot
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