It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching
OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, IβLL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
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he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister
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Big booty
Tall
Canβt tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a β9 inch peepeeβ
Complains
Needs to get a gf
Logan: I have no gf
No one cares
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So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
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A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.
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the act of leaning against the counter doing nothing
Bro stop Loganizing and get back to work!