Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)