Logisticaly

Logisticaly is a word used by only the most intelligent human minds. It refers to Logic and the use of higher-order thinking, BUT it's swagger. Only the most epically cool people use it logistically.

Logisticaly speaking he's the coolest guy ever.
Logisticaly speaking she's the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Logisticaly speaking that dog is crazy cute.