getting so fucked up than youβre legally blind
also: in a hazy state of mind
bro last night was crazy i was london fogged as fuck
A drink in which Earl Grey tea is mixed with steamed milk and vanilla.
Earl Grey tea is nice, but I prefer a London Fog because of its' sweeter and richer taste.
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1. When a woman is receiving cunnilingus and expels a fart into her partner's face, intentional or otherwise.
2. When you're going down on a lady and she farts in your face.
Alt: For a queef / use the phrase Parisian Mist.
I wasn't super into him so when he started going down on me, I gave him the London Fog!
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After fellatio, when the receiver shoots their load into their
partner's eyes so that they can't see.
This one time I really didn't want to return the favor to this girl,
so I gave her the London Fog and busted out of there.
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Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.
Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.
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Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.
My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.
when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
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