Lonepoop

To lonepoop someone means to tell them something nostalgic and quickly run away and hide behind a bush or tree. The goal is to make them poop. Your goal is to create as much space around them as you can. That's what causes nostalgia. Tell them something about the pandemic, trespassing or something like that.

Dude, I just lonepooped the last group of people we met.

You did? How many did you get?
The group had a total of 7. I got three of them.