Long Pour

the act of pouring alcohol from distances far greater than expected from a "typical" pour. Usually, two or more AKL's are involved in this act and the distances are roughly that of the second floor to first floor stairwells.

AKL 1 - "Did you see that successful long pour last night?"

AKL 2 - "No, how long was it?"

AKL 1 - "It was from the third story deck to the lawn!"

AKL 2 - "Epic!"

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Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.