looks like ass

Look like ass - to look messy; sloppy and generally slovenly.

e.g. "That table looks like ass with all those papers stewn about!" "She came in looking like something the cat dragged in and her hair looked like ass."

"Best to get in here and clean your room 'cause it sure looks like ass!"

"That torn coat she's wearing looks like total ass."

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Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

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looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

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