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n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
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when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers
Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.
Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.