Lord Milky

Lord Milky: (noun) A mythical creature known for their legendary combination of humor, heart issues, and a propensity to turn any social gathering into a comedy show, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol. Beware, for encountering a Lord Milky may lead to uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to check your own heart rate.

At the party last night, when 'Lord Milky' started telling jokes, I swear, I laughed so hard, I thought I might have a heart issue myself!