lord shaggy

Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)

Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods

Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by

I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"

Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.

Lord shaggy

He is a higher power than god especially when he uses 1.0 % of his power

Who is the most powerful being?

Lord shaggy

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Our lord and saviour shaggy

The god of the universe he only needs to use 1 precent of his power to destroy it. If someone makes shaggy mad he will make the person explode using only 0.0000000000000000000001 precent of his power. He can destroy a planet only using 0.0000006 precent of his power.

Random stranger: shaggy is gay
Shaggy: how will you like to die peasant

Random stranger: wait no shaggy I dident mean it SHAGGY NO wait wait your our lord and saviour shaggy
Shaggy: that’s what I thought

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