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Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .

Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !

by Ultra Violet July 27, 2022


Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 17, 2024


Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 9, 2017