Los Angeles Fakers

Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.

Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."

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