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Said when one loses the unwinable game,
origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows
1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!
2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)
3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game
this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!
mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game
Example one (as it is starting)
Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"
Emma: "damn you i lost the game"
Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"
Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)
Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"
Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game"
Example three (you are now completly obsessed)
Erika: "hi emma"
Emma : "i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game...."
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The game is a very simple game, the aim of the game is not to think of the game. By reading this you will soon realize that you have just lost the game.
You cannot win the game, but the aim of playing the game is to not lose the game for as long as you can. When you lose the game, you have 15 minutes 'grace' period where you cannot lose the game.
Also, when you do lose the game, you must announce it out loud so that people nearby will also lose the game.
www.lostthegame.info
Example 1
Greg: THE GAME!!
Fred: Argh!
Greg: Haha! Oh wait, I lost the game too! Grr.
Example 2
Greg: www.lostthegame.info
*Fred visits website*
Fred: Fuuu- How do I stop it?!
Greg: Mwahahaha! *evil grin*
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Said when one loses the unwinable game,
origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows
1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!
2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)
3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game
this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!
mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game
Example one (as it is starting)
Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"
Emma: "damn you i lost the game"
Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"
Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)
Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"
Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game"
Example three (you are now completly obsessed)
Erika: "hi emma"
Emma : "i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game...."
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The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).
In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.
So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.
Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.
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And now you have too.
I lost the game... and now you have too.
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The game -
a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.
there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.
the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.
--- P.S i lost the game---
boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?
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The way to play The (endless) Game:
You can not think about the game. If you do then you have to say (audibly) "I lost."
This outburst may cause anyone in the vicinity to start swearing because you reminded them of The Game and therefore they lose. The only way to win The Game is to never know about it.
Boy:*thinks about The Game* "Crap, I lost The Game!"
Girl: "shut up!"
Girl: "what did you lose?"
*boy precedes to tell her about The Game*
Girl: Dangit!
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