A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: โHey man, whoโs that person over there?โ
Man 2: โOh, him? Thatโs just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.โ