Love Potato

Kinda like a couch potato and a mouse potato. A love potato wants to do nothing but to lay in bed with his/her partner and make love all day long.

Singular: Denis is such a love potato, hes been in the house with Annie for days now.
Plural: Denis and Annie are love potatoes.

Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

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i love potatoes

holestly, same.

you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes