low t

A serious medical condition that results in a man acting like a huge pussy. Low t symptoms include choosing to watch a movie with your girlfriend instead of drinking with your friends, ordering salads and specialty coffees, and generally paying too much attention to your physical appearance.

I realized Mike had low t the day he told me he couldn't come over to watch football because he had to go to cooking class.

You traded in your Durango for a Prius? The t doesn't get any lower than that buddy.

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low t

An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.

Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.

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Low T Soyboy

A man who lacks testosterone and acts like a little bitch. He usually cries daily, is a vegetarian, is extremely needy, gets angry really easily and white knights too much. He usually pretends to support feminist/female causes just so he can get closer to the females.

I'm so sick of this Low T Soyboy in my class. He is a spineless beta male orbiter who will always raise somebody else babies.

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t-low

Originating in the Toledo, Ohio BMX scene, this addictive gambling game is similar to Craps, and is played with two dice. Each player throws down a given amount of money, gets two rolls, and must get either a 7 or snake eyes to win.

I just lost my muthafuckin money in a game of t-low.

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T-Low

An all out pimp from Ohio that gets all the bitches.

Rick: Damn did you see T-Low with all those hoes.
John: Yeah i wish i could be like him

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t-low

Usually a Tar-low of some sort. Possibilities of being a bi sexual. But never proven!
The coolest kat out there...
sexxxyyy bod

a major diva.
should be praised in the gay pride parade! xoxo

I wish i knew t-low.

t-low is mad chill

i would have three-some with t-low

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Low T

A person who will one up you. He’s been back up drummer for Motley Crüe, almost went to the Olympics for taekwondo, been chased by aliens through city park, slept with 2 girls at the same time that were trying to sell his wife a vacuum cleaner, has seen ghost horses come up his street, has never lost a fight, has slept with countless women in the backseat of his Camaro with Lambo doors, and has eagles at his house!

Tom was being such a Low T the other day. He really annoys me and I get a headache every time he talks.

Don’t believe anything you hear about Low T!