Lowis

Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.

Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.

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Lowis

St8 up bitch, who thinks is hot but not actually, stinky breathe thts for sure

Omg is she a lowis?

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Lowis

BOW DOWN TO HER!!
A LOWIS TO THE LEFT!!
A LOWIS TO THE RIGHT!!
A LOWIS UP TOP!!
A LOWIS TO THE GROUND!!
COME ON LOWIS!!!!!
LOWIS ALL ARUOND!!!!
GO LOWIS!! GO LOWIS!! GO LOWIS!!
LOWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"LIPSTTIIICKK!!" *angelic voice. looks like a wench*
"LIPSTICK!!" *wenchy lowis voice. angelic face. looks up to the lord lowis above*

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lowie

Slutty-looking, yet unusually attractive girls. Normally of Mediterranean or Lebanese descent- first introduced in "fat pizza" episodes. Commonly used in regions such as Burwood.

Ash: Where da fuck we goin bra?
Yousef: dunno cuz just wasting fuel.....LOWIES ON THE LEFT!
(Both yelling): CHECK OUT THA LOWIES BRA...

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A Lowie

A divorced, middle aged, bald man, with children, who is so desperate not be alone he does anything to please his, usually older, also divorced girlfriends, who have children of their own, by using his savings and kids college fund to pay for their lifestyle and her kids expenses.

Hey girl, I hear you're looking to finally start dating you HAVE to get A Lowie. He'll literally do anything you say and pay for everything your hot ex refused to pay for; gifts, trips, spas, etc.... He'll be totally up your ass and pretty much agree to whatever you want to do. A MUST first guy to date after a bad marriage. Only downside is a possible restraining order to get him away from you if you break up. But a guy like that will most likely have priors so enforcement is not an issue. You'll thank me!

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Lowys

A girl who is very loving and caring. Very beautiful yet still insecure. Social, intelligent, and protective. Also has some downsides because of her insecurities. A Lowys can be both a curse and a blessing.

"Dude you're such a Lowys."

"Is that a insult or a compliment?"

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lowy

a female with low morals and standards, also known as a slut

"dude look what that lowy is wearing"
"man she isnt wearing anything!!!!"

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