Lowry Crossing

A small Texas town in the Northern DFW metroplex known for it's abundant liquor stores, firework stands, helicopter pad, unregulated food stands, and lack of zoning laws. The poorly maintained roads and lack of street signs ensure passage through the city limits will be awkward for non-residents.

Dude 1: Hey man, I think my car is pulling to the left.

Dude 2: You don't remember hitting that massive pot hole last night on Bridgefarmer Road?

Dude 1: Oh yeah, I was wicked hammered and we wanted some fireworks and snow cones, so we went to liquor crossing.

Dude 2: You mean Lowry Crossing?

Dude 1: Yeah, I am still hungover.

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