Lt Dan

When the sex is so good, your legs are rendered useless, and you realize now you cannot walk, and have to work for a retard on a shrimp boat

Damn baby, you lt danned me again

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Lt. Danned

Fucking someone to the point of paraplegia

My legs don't work. You Lt. Danned me. Well done. Fucker.

Lt. Dan

The oppressor of the computer classes at Farragut. He is evil, and shaved his beard because of his girlfriends.....

Gah Gah Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Lt. Dan Dope

Dope (drugs) that are inferior in quality due to shortness of period of it's effects

This stuff is Lt. Dan Dope for real...'cause it ain't got no fuckin legs!

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