Luban

A "Luban" is that complete lunatic that runs into a place, yells and demands something without saying anything relevant except for a massive shockwave of made-up words in a high pitch - and everyone in that place knows exactly what this beautiful idiot wants - instantly.

"SQ@%×177HAVVA" - Look son, a wild Luban! He wants to buy a pack of cigarettes.

"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet paper per visit.

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Luban

He has a Xavier, that is all you need to know. But be aware, when he turns red just give him some vodka.

That dude looks like he is about to throw up.
Yeah.... That's Luban, he likes vodka.

luban

Luban is a very obnoxious Jewish man that has a short temper at most people. However once you get to know them you realise that they do not believe they are obnoxious they think they are funnier than Sienfield. Once you get to know them good luck keeping them out of your lives. Eventually they start to grow on you and you can not imagine your life without a Luban.

Boy that guy is the Luban of our class.

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