An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it
"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock
Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex
"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person