Lucas B

His pronouns are he, because he will never be him.

A Lucas B is a rippling wall of muscles. Similar to a jellyfish, there is no brains to this absolute organism of a human. Originally perceived as Sisyphus and the gods by the Greeks, their indomitable wills inspire the laws of physics to the earth moving and maintain the law of conservation of matter. They are also a major lynchpin in modern culture, their notorious third legs having instigated the sexual revolution.

Typical hobbies include maintaining relativity, advancing humanity, and rizzing up the hoes.

Notable Lucas Bs include George Washington, God, and Andrew Tate.

Almost all Lucas B males graduated from the infamous Community School of Naples. None have been able to successfully graduate college.

“Hold up ain’t you Lucas B?”