Can't stop joining house party with molly and helen instead of his girlfriend
Oh lucas little man....
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calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter
he knows where you live
oh god is that lucas man oh no he knows where i live oh fuck oh no