Lucid Autofellatio

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream

Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?